February 2011
145 posts
Sex With Me Would Include...
Holding:
Making out:
Lip biting:
Vulgar language:
Going slow and steady:
Then hard and fast:
first, i park my car. then, i fuck your bitch.
Watch
I cant fucking breathe right now.
Oh Emmm Geeee; I Am Work Crying!!!!!!!!!!!
Female Basketball Player,: Where did the word... →
marcuscourt:
adorkablekpop:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king…
When You Catch A Bitch You Don't Like Staring At...
You See her and she Like this…
and then you be like I know this bitch is not staring….
then she gives you that “you see me staring at you bitch” look….
then you look like “Come at me Bitch”
then she rolls her eyes and backs off….
There is no 'me' in the words 'Slut' or 'Ugly'
but there is a U.
when white people call their moms "a bitch"
I’m like
Because I know if I did that my mom would be all
And then go
When you see the person your ex is now going out...
When parents ask you ...
“Hey, did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
brainyxbaddass:
first he was all young like
but now …
Reblog if you love the CEREAL GUY.
bittersweetirony:
He’s in color now, bitches. Everything else is irrelevant to the world.
Reblog if you love the CEREAL GUY.
bittersweetirony:
He’s in color now, bitches. Everything else is irrelevant to the world.
Yess!!
That Kid Who Says "We Had Homework"
Lmaooo No Bullshitt Doe!!!
Reblog if you'd rather be having sex now.
filthyminds:
